[FF BY STELLEN - BAHASA] TRIP TO HAN RIVER

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Ini ada sepotong ff yang gue buat kurang lebih 1 tahun yang lalu sebelum leeteuk wamil /nangis dulu/

Oke. Nah, kalian inget gak sih, tweetnya leeteuk pas tahun lalu malem malem kira kira jam 1 pagi di korea, dia ngetweet tentang foto seorang laki laki misterius yang berdiri di jalanan dan tidak menampakan wajahnya? /jeng jeng jeng/ dan itu adalah.......siwon. Oke.

Diceritakan oleh leeteuk kalo siwon ngajak dia ke Han River malem malem gitu. Ngapain coba!? Memang siwon itu cimit cimit gue yah /mati/

Dan gue telah mengembangkan 'topik pembahasan dari leeteuk' menjadi sebuah parodi /tsaaaahhh

Check this out and enjoy!

Part 1

[S= Siwon. T= leeteuk. K= kyuhyun]

S:Hyung,jalan jalan yuk

T:Kemana?

S:Sungai han

T:Ngapain?

S:Mulung! :D

T: #heningpanjang Okesip

*jalan berdua*

S:foto foto dulu hyung,ntar upload ke twitter biar kece

T:ah,ide bagus

*foto foto*

*sampe di sungai han*

*muka nya muka sumringah*

*tiba tiba kyu dateng*

K:Hey,ngapain kalian disini?

T:Mulung

K:Astaga!!Sadar hyung!Kalian gaboleh melakukan itu!

S:Memangnya kenapa?

K:Ini lapak gua!

S&T : *skeptis*

K:Pergi sana!

T:Hey, lu aja yang pergi

K:Kalau kalian ambil tempat ini,gue tidur dimana? gue gak punya tempat tinggal

S:Masalah buat gueh?

K:Pergi!

T: Nggak mau!

K:Okesip!gue akan curi lapak kalian di bawah jembatan han

S:Yaudah sana

K:Okesip *brb ambil iphone

*Teuk&siwon penasaran*

*nyamperin kyu*

S:Hey, lagi main subway surf?

K:Ya.

T: Tapi kayanya lagi seriusan sms an tuh. Di pause terus game nya

K:*skeptis* *evil* emang lagi sms an juga kok.

S:Sama siaapa ?! Cewek ya?

K: Iya, cewek. Kalian nggak tau?

T:Tidak.Beritahu kami!

K:Pengen aja apa pengen banget?

S:Banget pake z

K:okesip

K: gue lagi sms an sama hyorin sistar

S:Beneran?! *shock*

K:iya.

T:Kok dia mau sih sama lu?

K:Mau lah. Gue kan punya banyak pekerjaan yang membuktikan kalo gue itu manusia yang bagus dalam bidang sosial.

S:Apaan? Nyapu doang kan?

K: enak aja. Ada lagi.

T: apaan?

K:Ngibulin kalian~ *kaburS:Hyung,jalan jalan yuk

T:Kemana?

S:Sungai han

T:Ngapain?

S:Mulung! :D

T: #heningpanjang Okesip

*jalan berdua*

S:foto foto dulu hyung,ntar upload ke twitter biar kece

T:ah,ide bagus

*foto foto*

*sampe di sungai han*

*muka nya muka sumringah*

*tiba tiba kyu dateng*

K:Hey,ngapain kalian disini?

T:Mulung

K:Astaga!!Sadar hyung!Kalian gaboleh melakukan itu!

S:Memangnya kenapa?

K:Ini lapak gua!

S&T : *skeptis*

K:Pergi sana!

T:Hey, lu aja yang pergi

K:Kalau kalian ambil tempat ini,gue tidur dimana? gue gak punya tempat tinggal

S:Masalah buat gueh?

K:Pergi!

T: Nggak mau!

K:Okesip!gue akan curi lapak kalian di bawah jembatan han

S:Yaudah sana

K:Okesip *brb ambil iphone

*Teuk&siwon penasaran*

*nyamperin kyu*

S:Hey, lagi main subway surf?

K:Ya.

T: Tapi kayanya lagi seriusan sms an tuh. Di pause terus game nya

K:*skeptis* *evil* emang lagi sms an juga kok.

S:Sama siaapa ?! Cewek ya?

K: Iya, cewek. Kalian nggak tau?

T:Tidak.Beritahu kami!

K:Pengen aja apa pengen banget?

S:Banget pake z

K:okesip

K: gue lagi sms an sama hyorin sistar

S:Beneran?! *shock*

K:iya.

T:Kok dia mau sih sama lu?

K:Mau lah. Gue kan punya banyak pekerjaan yang membuktikan kalo gue itu manusia yang bagus dalam bidang sosial.

S:Apaan? Nyapu doang kan?

K: enak aja. Ada lagi.

T: apaan?

K:Ngibulin kalian~ *kabur

Part 2

[E= eunhyuk. R= ryeowook. Y= yesung. D= donghae. S= shindong]

*di dorm*

E:Wook!Jaga dorm sini. Gue mau pergi

R:Mau kemana?

E:Mau ke mini market, beli makanan

R:Punya duit lo?

E:Punya dums

R:Darimana?

E:Dari dispenser

R:Oh,okesip. Gue akan jaga dorm hyung

*eunhyuk pergi*

*donghae dateng*

*ngecek dispenser*

D: HAH ??!! *shock*

R:Kenapa hyung? *kaget*

D:UANG GUE KEMANA ?

R:Uang?

D:Lo ya wook!yang ngambil uang gue!ngaku!

R:Apa?ngambil ? Ewh~ ga level

D:Ngaku aja!

R:bukan gue hyung,serius

D:Trus siapa?

R:ngga tau

D:lo kan yang jaga dorm

R:ya gue kan jaga dorm bukan jaga dispenser

D:Lu tau siapa yang abis dari dispenser ?

R:Shindong hyung tadi abis bikin kopi

*donghae kabur ke shindong*

D:Hyung!kembalikan uangku

S: gue gak ngambil uang lu!

D:Apa? Lu tadi abis dari dispenser kan?

S:Iya tapi kan ngambil air bukan ngambil uang

D:Ah!Bete!gaada yang mau ngaku

*donghae pergi*

*galau di balkon dorm*

*yesung dateng*

Y:kenapa lu?

D:gue stress.Kepala gue sakit.Karena uang gue telah dicuri

Y:Kalau sakit kepala *ngerogoh kantong* nih,minum anget sari

D:Hah? *skeptis* gue stress hyung

Y:Baiklah,kalau stress ummm... *berpikir* berobat ke klinik tong fang aja

D: Dijamin ?

Y:Dijamin!

D:Dijamin apanya?

Y:Stress hilang,nyawa melayang

D:*kabur* *nangis kejer*

Part 3

[E= eunhyuk. S= Siwon. T= leeteuk. K= kyuhyun]

 *eunhyuk dijalan*

*lewat sungai han*

*ngeliat siwon,teukie,kyu*

*nguping*

S: lu biasanya mulung dimana aja?

K:Kadang di depan rumah soo man.Soalnya dia mah bukan buang sampah.

S:Buang apa?

K:Buang duit.

T:Benarkah?

K:Iya.Makanya gue bisa beli iphone.

S: lu gak makan dong? Kan semua uangnya buat beli iphone

K:Makan kok

T:darimana?

K:kerjaan lain,nyapu rumah soo man

S:gajinya berapa?

K:cuma 10.000 won.Tapi lumayan lah buat jajan di mobit

T:seru tuh.Besok gue mau nyapu rumah yong min ah.Buat jajan di kona beans

S:besok kan kita mau pre recording hyung

T:ohiya.Kita libur ngalong dulu deh

S:okesip.

*eunhyuk kaget*

*buru buru pulang ke dorm*

Part 4 

[R= ryeowook. E= eunhyuk. D= donghae]

*eunhyuk masuk ke dorm*

*buka pintu lalu ngos ngosan*

R: lu kenapa hyung?

E:*masih ngos ngosan* minum dong minum!

R:*ngambil air putih*

E:Ada jus gak?

R:*mukul hyuk pake bantal*

E:*minum sampe abis* Makasih ya

R:Hyung,ada apa ?

E:gapapa, gue cuma haus.Dadah~

R:*gigit bantal*

*Donghae masih galau duduk di balkon*

E:Hey,donghae-yah lu ngapain disini?

D:Nyangkul!

E:hah?nyangkul?

D:Udah tau gue lagi duduk disini, pake nanya!

E:Yaudah sihhh.

D: /diem aja/ /galau/

E:Napa lu ?

D:galau gue bro

E:galau napa?

D:Duit gue ilang yang di dispenser

E:Oh duit ilang

D: *ngeliat eunhyuk bawa kresek makanan* beli pake duit siapa itu?

E:Duit lu yang di dispenser

D: *nelen plastik*

[FF BY STELLEN - ENG] TRIP TO HAN RIVER

DON'T STEAL OR COPY THIS FANFIC WITHOUT CREDIT. PLEASE TAKE OUT WITH FULL CREDIT. IF YOU TAKE IT OUT WITHOUT CREDIT. GOD WILL GIVE YOU A GOOD REPLY :)

I'll tell you a short fanfic that I made 1 year ago before leeteuk enlistment /cries/

Oke. Ah, do you remember leeteuk's tweet about a year ago? When he tweeted on 2 am KST (if I'm not mistaken) ? And he was uploading a photo about a guy who was standing on the street and didn't show his face? /jeng jeng jeng/ and do you know who is he? He is.......siwon... -_-

Leeteuk said that siwon asked him to went to Han River that midnight. What the heck was he doing actually in that midnight? Oh my baby siwon....

And... I've developed 'a topic that leeteuk told to us' into a short parody. Lol

Check this out and enjoy!

Trip to Han river 1

[S=siwon. T=leeteuk. L= Kyuhyun]

S: Hyung, let's take a walk

T: Where do ya want to go?

S: Han river

T: what will you do there?

S: collecting garbage :D

T: /silent for an hour/ oke.

/walking together/

S: Hyung, let's take a photo! Then, we can upload it to twitter. So that we can look 'kece' :D (kece: cool)

T: ah, sounds good!

/taking photos/

/arrived at han river with a bright face/

/kyu comes all of a sudden/

K: hey, what are you guys doing here?

T: collecting garbage

K: what!? Ohmygod! Open your eyes, hyung! You can't do that!

S: why?

K: this is my area!!! /with strong fiery eyes/T&S: /looking sarcastically/

K: Just go away!

T: Hey, you go away!

K: if you steal my place, where I could sleep? I have nowhere to go

S: is that my problem?

K: go away!

T: I don't want to

K: okay. I'll steal your place under the han river

S: do as you wish

K: oke. /brb grab his iphone

/teuk and siwon are curious and approach kyu/

S: hey, do you play subway surf right now?

K: ya.

T: but looks like you're very busy texting. You pause the game oftenly

K: /sarcastic/ /evil/ I'm texting too

S: with who!? A girl!?

K: yes. A girl. You don't know?

T: no! Tell us!

K: you want to know so bad or just so-so?

S: so bad until I could die

K: okay okay. I'm texting with hyorin sistar.

S: really!? /shocked/

T: why the hell she wants to text you?

K: of course she wants. Because I have a lot of works that prove me as a very good social guy.

S: what? Sweeping the road?

K: hey watch your word. There's one more

T: what is that?

K: fooling you guys. /run away

Trip to han river 2

[E=eunhyuk. R= Ryeowook. D= Donghae. S= Shindong. Y=Yesung]

/at the dorm/

E: wook. Stay at the dorm. I want to go out for a while.

R: where are you going?

E: minimarket, buy some foods

R: do you actually have money?

E: of course I am.

R: from where?

E: dispenser.

R: oh okay. I'll stay at the dorm, hyung.

/eunhyuk left/

/hae comes/

/checking dispenser/

D: HAH!?? *shocked*

R: what's wrong hyung? *shocked*

D: WHERE THE HELL MY MONEY ARE GOING!?

R: money?

D: wook! It's you right? Who steal my money! Admit it!

R: what? Steal? Ewh~ sorry I'm not that low level

D: just admit it!

R: that's really not me, hyung. For real.

D: then, who steal it?

R: how the hell I know it

D: but you stay at dorm and protect it. How the hell you couldn't know?

R: I stay and protect the dorm indeed but I don't protect your dispenser.

D: do you know who just use this dispenser?

R: umh, shindong hyung just use it to make a coffee

/donghae runs to shindong/

D: hyung! Please give my money back!

S: what? I don't steal your money.

D: what? But you just use dispenser right?

S: yes but not to get your money but to get hot water

D: ah, so annoying! There's no one who want to admit it.

/donghae go to the balcony/

Y: what's wrong with you?

D: stress. My head is hurt. Because my monet got stolen.

Y: if your head is hurt.../checking his pocket/ drink this, 'anget sari' (anget sari: medicine to cure cold)

D: what? /stare at yesung sarcastically/ I'm stressed hyung...

Y: umhh.. If you're stressed then... /thinking/ ah! Go to 'tong fang' clinic!

D: you can guarantee it?

Y: of course!

D: what can you guarantee?

Y: your stress will go away and your soul will go away too.

D: /run away/ /sobbing/

Trip to han river 3

 [T=leeteuk. S= Siwon. K=kyuhyun]

/hyuk on the way to dorm and across the han river/

/sees siwon, teuk and kyu/

/peeking/

S: where do you collecting garbage oftenly?

K: hmm, in front of lee soo man's house. Because he doesn't throw out garbage.

S: what?

K: he throw his money out

T: really!?

K: yes. That's why I can buy this ipone

S: then, you can't eat right? Because you use all your money to buy iphone

K: I eat a lot.

T: how could?

K: I've another job. Sweeping soo man's house floor

S: how much you get paid?

K: only 10.000 won. But that's enough to 'grab a bite' at 'mouse and rabbit'

T: cool! Ah, tomorrow I'll work at yongmin's house. the salary will be enough to 'grab a bite' at kona beans.

S: we have a schedule tomorrow. we need to pre-recording tomorrow hyung.

T: ahya, I forget. Okay, tomorrow we can't stay up late for a day.

S: oke.

/eunhyuk shocked/

/run to the dorm as fast as he can/

Trip to han river 4

[E= eunhyuk. R= Ryeowoo. D= Dongghae]

/eunhyuk arrived at the dorm/

/open the door and run out of the breath/

R: what's wrong hyung?

E: /still run out of the breath/ drink! Give me a drink!

R: /take a glass of water/

E: do you have a juice?

R: /hit hyuk with pillow/

E: /drink the water until the glass is empty/ thank youuu~

R: hyung, what's wrong?

E: nothing. I just feel thirsty. Byee

R: /bite the pillow/

/donghae still sit in the balcony/

E: donghae-yaaah, what are you doing here?

D: farming

E: what? Farming?

D: you know that I'm sitting right now why the hell you need to ask

E: okay okay

D: /keep silent in the cold night/

E: what's wrong with you?

D: 'galau' (galau: feel confused/sad)

E: why?

D: my money in the dispenser has gone

E: ohh

D: /see hyuk hold many plastic of foods/ how could you buy those foods? With your money?

E: no. But Your money in the dispenser

D: /eat plastic/