I'll tell
you a short fanfic that I made 1 year ago before leeteuk enlistment /cries/
Oke. Ah, do
you remember leeteuk's tweet about a year ago? When he tweeted on 2 am KST (if
I'm not mistaken) ? And he was uploading a photo about a guy who was standing
on the street and didn't show his face? /jeng jeng jeng/ and do you know who is
he? He is.......siwon... -_-
Leeteuk
said that siwon asked him to went to Han River that midnight. What the heck was
he doing actually in that midnight? Oh my baby siwon....
And... I've
developed 'a topic that leeteuk told to us' into a short parody. Lol
Check this
out and enjoy!
Trip to Han
river 1
[S=siwon. T=leeteuk. L= Kyuhyun]
S: Hyung,
let's take a walk
T: Where do
ya want to go?
S: Han
river
T: what
will you do there?
S:
collecting garbage :D
T: /silent
for an hour/ oke.
/walking
together/
S: Hyung,
let's take a photo! Then, we can upload it to twitter. So that we can look
'kece' :D (kece: cool)
T: ah,
sounds good!
/taking
photos/
/arrived at
han river with a bright face/
/kyu comes
all of a sudden/
K: hey,
what are you guys doing here?
T: collecting
garbage
K: what!?
Ohmygod! Open your eyes, hyung! You can't do that!
S: why?
K: this is
my area!!! /with strong fiery eyes/T&S: /looking sarcastically/
K: Just go
away!
T: Hey, you
go away!
K: if you
steal my place, where I could sleep? I have nowhere to go
S: is that
my problem?
K: go away!
T: I don't
want to
K: okay.
I'll steal your place under the han river
S: do as
you wish
K: oke.
/brb grab his iphone
/teuk and
siwon are curious and approach kyu/
S: hey, do
you play subway surf right now?
K: ya.
T: but
looks like you're very busy texting. You pause the game oftenly
K:
/sarcastic/ /evil/ I'm texting too
S: with
who!? A girl!?
K: yes. A
girl. You don't know?
T: no! Tell
us!
K: you want
to know so bad or just so-so?
S: so bad
until I could die
K: okay
okay. I'm texting with hyorin sistar.
S: really!?
/shocked/
T: why the
hell she wants to text you?
K: of
course she wants. Because I have a lot of works that prove me as a very good
social guy.
S: what?
Sweeping the road?
K: hey
watch your word. There's one more
T: what is
that?
K: fooling
you guys. /run away
Trip to han
river 2
[E=eunhyuk. R= Ryeowook. D= Donghae. S= Shindong. Y=Yesung]
/at the
dorm/
E: wook.
Stay at the dorm. I want to go out for a while.
R: where
are you going?
E:
minimarket, buy some foods
R: do you
actually have money?
E: of
course I am.
R: from
where?
E:
dispenser.
R: oh okay.
I'll stay at the dorm, hyung.
/eunhyuk
left/
/hae comes/
/checking
dispenser/
D: HAH!??
*shocked*
R: what's
wrong hyung? *shocked*
D: WHERE
THE HELL MY MONEY ARE GOING!?
R: money?
D: wook!
It's you right? Who steal my money! Admit it!
R: what?
Steal? Ewh~ sorry I'm not that low level
D: just
admit it!
R: that's
really not me, hyung. For real.
D: then,
who steal it?
R: how the
hell I know it
D: but you
stay at dorm and protect it. How the hell you couldn't know?
R: I stay
and protect the dorm indeed but I don't protect your dispenser.
D: do you
know who just use this dispenser?
R: umh,
shindong hyung just use it to make a coffee
/donghae
runs to shindong/
D: hyung!
Please give my money back!
S: what? I
don't steal your money.
D: what?
But you just use dispenser right?
S: yes but
not to get your money but to get hot water
D: ah, so
annoying! There's no one who want to admit it.
/donghae go
to the balcony/
Y: what's
wrong with you?
D: stress.
My head is hurt. Because my monet got stolen.
Y: if your
head is hurt.../checking his pocket/ drink this, 'anget sari' (anget sari:
medicine to cure cold)
D: what?
/stare at yesung sarcastically/ I'm stressed hyung...
Y: umhh..
If you're stressed then... /thinking/ ah! Go to 'tong fang' clinic!
D: you can
guarantee it?
Y: of
course!
D: what can
you guarantee?
Y: your
stress will go away and your soul will go away too.
D: /run
away/ /sobbing/
Trip to han
river 3
[T=leeteuk. S= Siwon. K=kyuhyun]
/hyuk on
the way to dorm and across the han river/
/sees
siwon, teuk and kyu/
/peeking/
S: where do
you collecting garbage oftenly?
K: hmm, in
front of lee soo man's house. Because he doesn't throw out garbage.
S: what?
K: he throw
his money out
T: really!?
K: yes.
That's why I can buy this ipone
S: then,
you can't eat right? Because you use all your money to buy iphone
K: I eat a
lot.
T: how
could?
K: I've
another job. Sweeping soo man's house floor
S: how much
you get paid?
K: only
10.000 won. But that's enough to 'grab a bite' at 'mouse and rabbit'
T: cool!
Ah, tomorrow I'll work at yongmin's house. the salary will be enough to 'grab a
bite' at kona beans.
S: we have
a schedule tomorrow. we need to pre-recording tomorrow hyung.
T: ahya, I
forget. Okay, tomorrow we can't stay up late for a day.
S: oke.
/eunhyuk
shocked/
/run to the
dorm as fast as he can/
Trip to han river 4
[E= eunhyuk. R= Ryeowoo. D= Dongghae]
/eunhyuk
arrived at the dorm/
/open the
door and run out of the breath/
R: what's
wrong hyung?
E: /still
run out of the breath/ drink! Give me a drink!
R: /take a
glass of water/
E: do you
have a juice?
R: /hit
hyuk with pillow/
E: /drink
the water until the glass is empty/ thank youuu~
R: hyung,
what's wrong?
E: nothing.
I just feel thirsty. Byee
R: /bite
the pillow/
/donghae
still sit in the balcony/
E:
donghae-yaaah, what are you doing here?
D: farming
E: what?
Farming?
D: you know
that I'm sitting right now why the hell you need to ask
E: okay
okay
D: /keep
silent in the cold night/
E: what's
wrong with you?
D: 'galau'
(galau: feel confused/sad)
E: why?
D: my money
in the dispenser has gone
E: ohh
D: /see
hyuk hold many plastic of foods/ how could you buy those foods? With your
money?
E: no. But
Your money in the dispenser
D: /eat
plastic/
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